Friday, December 30, 2005

Your Dad Is Not Being Very Supportive Of Your Desire To Get A Sex Change Day

Your Dad Is Not Being Very Supportive Of Your Desire To Get A Sex Change Day!

He is nothing but a small-minded, hateful little man who keeps giving you a load of bull about having to work 18 hours a day to pay off your mother's hospital bills (TB) and he can't afford the twelve grand necessary to correct "God's Mistake" as you call it (he always makes air quotations with his fingers when he says it too). Then he starts in with that hate speech about you only being eleven years old and maybe you could wait until puberty hits to see what you think about being a girl.

"You might like it once you see what it has to offer," he says.

"That doesn't get me on boy's little league next year now does it Daddy?" you tell him. But does he listen?

Does he listen?

Maybe he'll listen when a crowd 500 strong composed entirely of dudes who used to be chicks and chicks who used to be dudes and shitloads of mixed up motherfuckers in hormone limbo surround his house and start chanting so loud he won't be able to sleep the five and a half hours he has off from work every day.

STOP HATING YOUR DAUGHTER BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE YOUR SON! GIVE HER TWELVE GRAND OR WE'LL BREAK YOUR CAR WINDOWS! HEY HEY!

If you wanna make the world a better place, start at home.

Happy Your Dad Is Not Being Very Supportive Of Your Desire To Get A Sex Change Day!