Surgery In A Hurry Day!
Your Dad got knifed in the yard again. Your Mom's gonna have to sew him back up. She needs you to pour his whiskey when he needs it. You're eight and you're scared but if your Dad doesn't get enough whiskey to keep from screaming, your Mom will screw up the surgery and he'll die there in your kitchen.
Don't be scared. By the way, since your Mom's not a doctor, she's going to screw up anyway. They'll go to the hospital tomorrow though. Cheapskates.
Happy Surgery In A Hurry Day!
